The Groceries T-Shirt
The Groceries T-Shirt
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Don't worry, mom... I got the groceries.
What's the real reason we train in the gym? It's not to look good. It's not for health. It's so we can carry 10-20 grocery bags into the house at once. Only a weakling would need to take multiple trips! That said... Can somebody get the door?
💪 Gildan SoftstyleⓇ 64000
🏋️♂️ Runs true to size
🥳 Up to 3XL ("pump cover" sizes)
🤌 Soft cotton (% varies by color)
✅ Sustainably made
🇺🇸 Printed + shipped in the USA





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