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Small Calves Club T-Shirt

Small Calves Club T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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🔥 Gildan SoftstyleⓇ 64000
👕 Runs true to size
🥳 Up to 3XL ("pump cover" sizes)
🤌 Soft cotton (% varies by color)
✅ Sustainably made
🇺🇸 Printed + shipped in the USA

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The #1 Most Sarcastic, Self-Deprecating Gym Brand 🏆

Our shirts aren't the kind of thing you can find in a local shopping mall. We are gym meme connoisseurs. We bring you only the finest gym humor.

Actually Good Products 🔥

We work with only the highest-rated suppliers to ensure quality printing and comfy, durable materials. Basically, our shirts don’t suck!

A+ Customer Service ✅

We're a small company with responsive, human customer service. You can learn more about us and read our Most Muscular Guarantee. If you have questions, just get in touch!

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 509 reviews.

I’ve never had so many laughs and unsolicited advances in my entire life!

I love this shirt. I get so many compliments on it.

From the time I purchased my order to the time it arrived at my door was super fast. The T-shirt fits really well and looks exactly as it was advertised. Very happy with my purchase!

My wife loves it and i find it quite humorous

Awesome and funny designs! You have my business for sure. Thank you 🙏 I’ll definitely be spreading the word

I love it its exactly what i wanted as i have the biggest calves in the gym 🐮 and i broke my deadlift PR wearing it so it must be good.

I love this shirt! I it looks great in the gym, and its just enough snark to make people laugh when they see it. I'll definitely buy from these guys again.

Love it

Love the fit!! For sure future purchases. I also got a tank as well 10/10 🦾😎❤️

The quality of this tank top is great. It's very comfortable and looks great. It arrived quickly and I love wearing it.

I received the package quickly and got a really good discount on this tank top. The picture quality is great and it's very comfortable. I love it!

The tank top is funny, good quality, very comfortable and arrived quickly. I love it!

love this shirt, feels nice could definitely get away with xl ngl

Very high quality shirt! Quick shipping. Very pleased with my purchase and can highly recommend making a purchase from Bicep Party!

I bought these matching shirts (XL and M) for my gym bestie and myself! Soft and light T-shirt material and the graphic doesn't feel plasticky! They also share the funniest stuff on their Instagram!

Fit is great. Quality is fantastic. Fabric is comfortable. Design is ridiculous. I couldn't be happier.

Great shirt! Fits right, not too bulky and not too tight. I have a longer torso and it covers all of me. Material is soft against my skin and the artwork is quality. I can feel the grocery bags getting lighter every second that I wear it!

Love this shirt, want to buy more in the color and the ladies love the cute giraffe!!

Great shirt. Gets lots of laughs at the gym. Material is soft and very comfortable, good quality as well.

I love the shirts, shipping is pretty fast too.

This shirt is hilarious!! Soft material, true to size and so dang funny! Love the gym humor!

I ordered this for my husband. He has another of their tees and loves them! They are so soft and fit so well. Another great purchase from Bicep Party 🩵

Super soft, fits great.

Super cute and comfortable

Great shirt and excellent customer service!

Great shirt, and fits great. Keep making great shirts and I'll keep buying them.

Fits perfectly, arrived quickly

Great quality Tee. 100% cotton. Very happy with purchase. Will buy again.

It's funny and historically accurate. What more could you want?

Ironically, I ordered this shirt a day before tearing five ligaments in my ankle. So, this morning, I put this shirt on, strapped my foot into a boot, and went to the gym. Shirt looked good and fit well.

love this shirt, quality feels nice

Love the shirts. Good waulity great fit.

Shirts fit and feel great

Fits great, size guide worked perfectly for me. Also the customer service I received was amazing. Now it’s time for a much bigger order since I know I can trust the size guide measurements and quality customer service.

Can’t wait to wear this around the gym as a 5’6 120 lb woman fr

Got to wear it today was great got some compliments.

Always a pleasure doing business with these guys. Love the shirt!

Love these shirts! Great quality and fit! Customer service is amazing too!

Lov3d it!!

Comfy, soft, and fits great!

Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Bicep Party is a US-based company. All our orders are printed and shipped from the US. Our print supplier has several locations, the main one being in California. In the future, we hope to partner with printers around the world for faster international delivery.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Within 1-5 business days of your order, you should get an email with tracking info for your package. If you haven't received this email or you suspect your package isn't coming, please get in touch: info@bicepparty.com.

How long will it take to receive my order?

We print all of our designs to order, which takes 2-3 days on average. Shipping then takes 3-7 days in most cases. So you should have your order roughly 6-10 days after ordering. During the Christmas season it can get slower.

If your order is taking much longer than expected, please get in touch at info@bicepparty.com.

International customers: The times above are for US only. Our international options are currently limited, slow, and expensive. We'll have better international options in the future!

What materials are your shirts made of?

T-shirts: We print on Gildan 64000 Softstyle shirts. The solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton, while the heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton. The Sport Grey color is a unique blend of 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Tank tops: We print on Bella+Canvas 3480 unisex tank tops. Most colors are made of 100% ring-spun cotton, but the "Athletic Heather" grey color is 90% cotton and 10% polyester.

What size would fit me best?

Our shirts generally run "true to size." However, if you're on the fence between two sizes, we would suggest the bigger size, as a few customers have reported that fit better for them. You can also refer to the Size Chart on each product page for measurements of every size. If you have more questions about sizing, please email us at info@bicepparty.com.